Husband Missing Wife

The wife is out of house and husband is try to hit the target of a picture of his wife hanging in on the wall a knife. But he is missing every shot. At that moment his wife makes a phone call,

Wife, “Where are you?”

Husband, “At home.”

Wife, “What are you doing?”

Husband, “I am just missing you!!!!!!!!!!”

Public Phone vs. Call Centre

A couple is getting trouble with their sex life as their child becoming an adult. So they decide to talk in code language to mean sex time and setup the word ‘phone call’ as opposite to ‘sex’.

Man shouting to his wife, “Hey, I want a phone call immediately.”

Wife, “Sorry, network is out of reach.”

Man, “Ok then I will go to public phone!!!”

Wife, “Then I will start a call centre in the house!!!”

Funny Twin Picture

Jokes-Man and Sexy Desert Travel

A man was traveling through a desert and after spending some days in the desert he felt to have sex. But there was no woman in the middle of the desert. Finally he decided to have sex with his camel.

But as soon as he tried to ride on the camel then the animal ran away from him. After an hour of struggling finally he was able to catch the camel on a road. Surprisingly there were four sexy girls standing on that dessert road with a damaged private car. The man asked to the girls,

Man, ‘Can I help you?’

Girls, “Yes, our car is not working, please help us and we will give you anything you want if you can fix the car.”

Man, “Anything???”   

Girls, “Yes, anything and tell us what do you want?”

Man, “Can you hold the camel for ten minutes!!!!!!!!”

Jokes-Husband Misunderstood the Wife

A man gets sick and the doctor advice him to stay at home for a week. After then he discovers that his wife love him so much. She is always around him and taking care of her husband. The man feels proud for his lovely wife. The wife getting so exited that whenever a delivery man like paper boy or ironman arrived, she ran out to the door and yelled,

“Hey My husband’s in home!!! My husband’s in home!!!”

Jokes- Boyfriend and Girlfriend

A boy riding in a new motor bike with his girlfriend in the highway and he is driving too fast.

Boy, “Darling, How do you feel? Isn’t it too exiting?”

Girlfriend, “[shouting] Please don’t drive too fast, I am scared.”

Boy, “Then close your eyes like me!!!!!!”

Jokes-Naughty Taxi Driver

A woman called a taxi cab to reach to the airport.

Woman, “I need to go to the airport, please”

Driver, “Ok, get in”

Woman, “Please hurry, I need to catch my plane within one hour”

After some times the driver says to the woman:

Driver, “You are the 5^th pregnant lady passenger in my cab today.

Woman, “What!!! You are wrong, I am not pregnant lady.

Driver, “We haven’t reached to the airport yet Mam’m!!!!!!

Jokes-Bomb Defusing by a Sardar

A Sardar found that there is a bomb in the garage and he the calls another Sardar friend to deactivate the bomb. While doing the deactivating process his friend asked
2^nd friend, “Do it carefully”
1^st friend, “Don’t worry, I am very much alert”
2^nd friend, “What will you do if it explodes during the process?”
1^st friend, “You need not to worry, I have got another one!!!!!!!”

Funny Sardar Interview

Generally Sardar people are very well known for their funny, foolish comments in India. Here is an example:
A Sardar goes to an office for the interview.
Officer, “What’s your name?”
Sardar, “I am Siddhu Sing”
Officer, “Tell me where were you born?”
Sardar, “I was born in Punjab”
Interview Officer, “Well…thank you and I would like to know in which part?”
Sardar, “What part are you talking about? My whole body was born in there!!!!!!!!!!”

Funny Naughty Boys

                      What Are They Trying to Search?

Jokes-Definition of Pussy and Bitch

A boy heard some people are talking about pussy and bitch. The boy doesn’t understand the meaning of these words and asked her mother the meaning of pussy and bitch.
Boy, “Mom, what’s the meaning of pussy and bitch?”
Mother then open the book and indicating the picture of a cat and says “it is called pussy.”
Boy, “And what is bitch?”
Mother then indicating the picture of a dog and says “it is called bitch.”
The boy then goes to his Dad and says
Boy, “Dad, I want to know the meaning of pussy and bitch.
The father then draws a picture of women and circles around the pussy and says “this is called pussy”
Boy, “Then what is bitch?”
Then father replies, “All the thing outside the circle is bitch!!!!!!!!”

Funny Electric Cycle

               Funny Next Generation Electric Cycle

Train Under Water

Funny Tourist Guide

Conversation between a tourist and tourist guide:

Tourist, “Wow…this is a very wonderful river with clean water. Can I swim? Is there any danger of crocodile attack?”

Guide, “Absolutely no danger of crocodile attack Sir,  all the crocodile has been cleared by Shark!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Jokes- Naughty Mom and Teacher

A boy bring the report card from the teacher to home for the sign from the parent and at that time his father was missing and he gave it to his mom. Teacher made some quoted line at the end of the report card like:

“He is a very good boy and has good talent. But the problem is he is very addictive to his girlfriends and can do much better result if he leaves this bad habit. I am trying to find the formula to get rid of this bad habit.”

Mother replied like this, “Many thanks and I am very grateful to you. Please tell me formula if you could ever find it because his father has got the same bad habit too.”

Drunken Guy Searching Taxi

A drunken man was moving here and there in the road in mid night and trying to find a cab to reach home. Then he found a man passing by him and says to the man, “Please Call a taxi cab for me”

Man, “Hey I am not the guard, I am an air marshal.”

Drunk Man, “Ok, then call an airplane!!!!!!!”

Office Jokes-Grammar vs. Glamour

Boss of the office looking very angry and called the manager.

Manager, “Sir, are you looking for me?”

Boss, “Yes, I am really angry with the newly appointed lady typist. May be she is too cute but she is making too much error. I told you to find someone has got knowledge on grammar.”

Manager, “It’s my bad, I am so sorry. I thought you said glamour!!!!!!!!!”

Teacher vs. Clever Student

A teacher was providing lecture in the class and ordered all the students to take the note seriously. Every student was following his order except one student.

Teacher, “Why you are not following my order?”

Student, “I have got the note book of my father and he was one of your students!!!!!!”

Marriage and Quick Pregnancy

A girl becomes pregnant within the first four months of marriage. The husband then goes to a doctor to identify the cause of the early pregnancy.

Man, “I can’t believe, how could it possible?”

Doctor, “Well…this is surprising. Don’t worry it can happen in case of first birth but I can ensure you that it won’t happen again!!!!!!! ”

Two Naughty Girl Friend

Two friends [girl] are taking about boys.

1^st girl, “You have always said that boys are like animal but at the end of the day you marry a boy???”

2^nd girl, “Well…I still believe so and thought that this animal might be a good pet!!!”

Funny Picture from Classroom

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Tallest Husband and Mini Wife

Tallest Man and his Wife in Honeymoon

Husband and Wife?

Tallest Husband

Funny Bike Riding

Real Life Spiderman?

Real Life Spiderman Climbing Building