Man Have a Vagina for a Day

1. Immediately go for shopping to buy cucumbers and zucchini

2. For around 2 hours squatting on a hand mirror

3. Let's see if finally they could do the splits

4. Try to launch a ping-pong ball of 20 feet away, is it really possible?

5. Cross the legs without reshaping their crotch

6. Gather in a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing

7. Enjoy multiple orgasms non stop and still be ready for more

8. Go to a gynecologist for a pelvic test and ask to film it to see later

9. Pray to have breasts too

10. And finally find that damned G-spot

Funny Rainy Season Picture

Recognize a Nurse or Teacher or Air Hostess

How to recognize whether you are having sex with a nurse, teacher or air hostess?

Nurse always says, “Hold it tight and straight, it will not hurt.”

Teacher says, “Do this again and again until we get it fixed.”

And air hostess says, “Put it over your mouth and smell normally!!!!!!”

Never Trust a Shadow

Old Friend Frustrated on Married Life

Conversation between two old friends meeting after long time-
1^st friend, “How are you my friend?”
2^nd friend, “terrible…I was so happy with my wife for 25 years.”
1^st friend, “Then what happened?”
2^nd friend, “We married!!!!!!!!!!!”