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Olympic Gold Medalist Husband

Three women were sitting and talking about their husbands and sex lives.

1^st Woman, "My husband is like as a champion golfer. He has been putting perfect shot for last ten years!!!"

2^nd Woman, "My husband is like a winner of the Indy 500. It feels like to enjoy several thousands exiting lap, every time we have sex!!!"

Then first two women asked the third woman about her experience with the husband.

She replied, "My man is like an Olympic gold-medalist in 100M"

Other two women wondered, "How so???"

3^rd Woman, "Every time we get into bed it takes only 40 seconds to finish it."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't Wear any Pants Under My Skirt

A girl goes out to play with friends only wearing a skirt. In the playground she meets a boy and the boy asked her to climb a tree.

Then the girl climbs up the tree and the boy just stands there looking up to the girl’s pant under the skirt.

After returning home she tells her mum about it.

Mum, "Oh my stupid little girl it’s nothing. He just stood there and watched your pants."

The next day same thing happened again and she got same answer from her mum.

But this time the girl replied to her mum, “You might feel proud for me mum because I tricked him today.”

Mum, “But how?”

Girl, “Today I didn't wear any pants under my skirt"!!!!!!!!!!!

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Newly Married Couple Crazy Talk

Newly married couple in honeymoon and ready to make love for the first time-

Wife, “I have something to tell u before sex”

Husband, “Tell me honey, we're married now and you can share anything with me

Wife, “I am sorry but I have got flat chest”

Husband, “No way, I can’t believe it.”

And then the wife proved it by taking off her shirt.

Husband, “My goodness… I have never seen such smaller boobs, but I have something to say you too.”

Wife, “You can share it with me without any hesitation.’

Husband, “Well…I’m weighed like a baby".

Wife, “This is unbelievable, prove it.”

Then husband take off his pant

Wife, “Holly shit!!! I thought you said you were weighed like a baby???

Husband, “I am 7lbs 6ounces!!!!!!!!!