Friend- Cheating on his Wife

Two friends discussing about their sex life:

1^st Friend, “So, how does your sex life going on?”

2^nd Fried, “Yes, not that bad.”

1^st Friend, “I want to ask you a strange little question, have you ever talked to your wife just after finishing sex?”

2^nd Friend, “Well, only when I have a phone near my hand!!!!!!!!”

How Much Do You Love Me

Coversation between two lovers:

Girl, “Do you love me?”

Boy, “Yes, my sweet heart”

Girl, “How much?”

Boy, “I can go end of the earth only for you my darling”

Girl, “But, will you stay there??????”

Waiter vs. Clever Customer

In a five star hotel after finishing the meal the man gave one dollar as a gift to the waiter.

Waiter, “You are insulting me Sir, this is a five star hotel and you can’t give me 1 dollar as a gift.”

Man, “So, how much do you want?”

Waiter, “At least five dollar Sir”

Man, “Sorry I can’t insult you five times in a day!!!!!!!”

Two Naughty Friends

Conversation between two naughty friends Mike and Jake:

Mike, “Answer me the question Jake,
What could be much worse then having sex with a pregnant woman?”

Jake, “Well, getting blowjob by the kid inside.”

Why He Choose Air Force Job

After applying for the post in the air force the boy picked up for the interview by the board member. One of the interview board members asked a question like this:

Board Member, “Why do you prefer air force rather then army or navy?”

Boy, “Because only in air fore I can run away in 500 m/h, if enemies attack me!!!!!”