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Sunday, June 26, 2011

Husband Missing Wife


The wife is out of house and husband is try to hit the target of a picture of his wife hanging in on the wall a knife. But he is missing every shot. At that moment his wife makes a phone call,
Wife, “Where are you?”
Husband, “At home.”
Wife, “What are you doing?”
Husband, “I am just missing you!!!!!!!!!!”

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Public Phone vs. Call Centre


A couple is getting trouble with their sex life as their child becoming an adult. So they decide to talk in code language to mean sex time and setup the word ‘phone call’ as opposite to ‘sex’.
Man shouting to his wife, “Hey, I want a phone call immediately.”
Wife, “Sorry, network is out of reach.”
Man, “Ok then I will go to public phone!!!”
Wife, “Then I will start a call centre in the house!!!”

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Friday, June 24, 2011

Jokes-Man and Sexy Desert Travel

A man was traveling through a desert and after spending some days in the desert he felt to have sex. But there was no woman in the middle of the desert. Finally he decided to have sex with his camel.
But as soon as he tried to ride on the camel then the animal ran away from him. After an hour of struggling finally he was able to catch the camel on a road. Surprisingly there were four sexy girls standing on that dessert road with a damaged private car. The man asked to the girls,
Man, ‘Can I help you?’
Girls, “Yes, our car is not working, please help us and we will give you anything you want if you can fix the car.”
Man, “Anything???”   
Girls, “Yes, anything and tell us what do you want?”
Man, “Can you hold the camel for ten minutes!!!!!!!!”

Jokes-Husband Misunderstood the Wife

A man gets sick and the doctor advice him to stay at home for a week. After then he discovers that his wife love him so much. She is always around him and taking care of her husband. The man feels proud for his lovely wife. The wife getting so exited that whenever a delivery man like paper boy or ironman arrived, she ran out to the door and yelled,
“Hey My husband’s in home!!! My husband’s in home!!!”