Thursday, July 7, 2011
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Newly Married Couple Crazy Talk
Newly married couple in honeymoon and ready to make love for the first time-
Wife, “I have something to tell u before sex”
Husband, “Tell me honey, we're married now and you can share anything with me
Wife, “I am sorry but I have got flat chest”
Husband, “No way, I can’t believe it.”
And then the wife proved it by taking off her shirt.
Husband, “My goodness… I have never seen such smaller boobs, but I have something to say you too.”
Wife, “You can share it with me without any hesitation.’
Husband, “Well…I’m weighed like a baby".
Wife, “This is unbelievable, prove it.”
Then husband take off his pant
Wife, “Holly shit!!! I thought you said you were weighed like a baby???
Husband, “I am 7lbs 6ounces!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Man Have a Vagina for a Day
1. Immediately go for shopping to buy cucumbers and zucchini
2. For around 2 hours squatting on a hand mirror
3. Let's see if finally they could do the splits
4. Try to launch a ping-pong ball of 20 feet away, is it really possible?
5. Cross the legs without reshaping their crotch
6. Gather in a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing
7. Enjoy multiple orgasms non stop and still be ready for more
8. Go to a gynecologist for a pelvic test and ask to film it to see later
9. Pray to have breasts too
10. And finally find that damned G-spot
Monday, July 4, 2011
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Recognize a Nurse or Teacher or Air Hostess
How to recognize whether you are having sex with a nurse, teacher or air hostess?
Nurse always says, “Hold it tight and straight, it will not hurt.”
Nurse always says, “Hold it tight and straight, it will not hurt.”
Teacher says, “Do this again and again until we get it fixed.”
And air hostess says, “Put it over your mouth and smell normally!!!!!!”
And air hostess says, “Put it over your mouth and smell normally!!!!!!”
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