Friend- Cheating on his Wife

Two friends discussing about their sex life:

1^st Friend, “So, how does your sex life going on?”

2^nd Fried, “Yes, not that bad.”

1^st Friend, “I want to ask you a strange little question, have you ever talked to your wife just after finishing sex?”

2^nd Friend, “Well, only when I have a phone near my hand!!!!!!!!”

How Much Do You Love Me

Coversation between two lovers:

Girl, “Do you love me?”

Boy, “Yes, my sweet heart”

Girl, “How much?”

Boy, “I can go end of the earth only for you my darling”

Girl, “But, will you stay there??????”

Waiter vs. Clever Customer

In a five star hotel after finishing the meal the man gave one dollar as a gift to the waiter.

Waiter, “You are insulting me Sir, this is a five star hotel and you can’t give me 1 dollar as a gift.”

Man, “So, how much do you want?”

Waiter, “At least five dollar Sir”

Man, “Sorry I can’t insult you five times in a day!!!!!!!”

Two Naughty Friends

Conversation between two naughty friends Mike and Jake:

Mike, “Answer me the question Jake,
What could be much worse then having sex with a pregnant woman?”

Jake, “Well, getting blowjob by the kid inside.”

Why He Choose Air Force Job

After applying for the post in the air force the boy picked up for the interview by the board member. One of the interview board members asked a question like this:

Board Member, “Why do you prefer air force rather then army or navy?”

Boy, “Because only in air fore I can run away in 500 m/h, if enemies attack me!!!!!”

Woman an Beauty Goes Hand in Hand

One day three best friends were walking in the beach. There the meet a Magician. The

Magician told them:

Magician, “Make a wish, I can fulfill one dream of each of you.”

1^st Friend, “Please make me as the most beautiful and attractive man in the world.”

The magician immediately fulfilled his dream and he became the most attractive man in

the planet. Then 2^nd friend cleverly made a wish,

2^nd Friend, “I want to be more attractive then my first friend.”

As usual the Magician turned him more attractive then 1^st friend.

Finally Magician asked the 3^rd Friend his wish.

3^rd Friend, “I want to be more attractive then my second friend.”

And the Magician turned him as a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tarzan Just Looking for the Bees

After meeting with Tarzan in the jungle Kate asked him about sex life .

Kate, “So, how do you do sex Tarzan?”

But he couldn’t understand what she was talking about. After explaining to him what is sex then,

Tarzan, “Oh! I do sex in the tree hole.”

Kate, “ My goodness, you are doing it all wrong.”

Tarzan, “Ok show me how to do it.”

Then Kate removed her cloth and lied down on the ground. She spread her legs and

pointing to the hole told Tarzan:

Kate, “This is the original hole for sex, do it now.”

But suddenly Tarzan through a mighty kick on the hole and it hearts her a lot. After the

recovery Kate was yelling,

Kate, “ What the f**u you doing?????”

Tarzan, “I just checked for the bees!!!!!”

The Soup isn't Too Hot

In a restaurant a man ordered for the chicken soup and waiting for the soup to arrive. After sometime one of the waiters came with the soup.

Man, “I can see that your thumb is into the soup.”

Waiter, “Don’t worry for my thumb Sir, Your soup isn’t too hot!!!!!!”  

Wish for Birthday Gift

Boy, “Hey God! Give me a brand new bike on my next birthday.”

Mother, “Why you are shouting so loudly? God can listen even if you are not talking.”

Children, “Yes Mom, I know that but I want Dad to listen!!!!!”

I am Feeling Too Hot

Conversation between two close office colleagues:

1st colleague: I can’t take it any more. I am feeling too hot.

2nd colleague: I can see this and what you gone do?

1st colleague: After going home I am going to take off my wife panty immediately.

2nd colleague: wow, this is too hot.

1st colleague: I really mean it,

2nd colleague: Really?????

1st colleague: Yes, because I am wearing my wife’s panty!!!!!!!