Husband vs. Wife

Wife to the Husband, “Do you remember, it’s our 25^th wedding day tomorrow.”

Husband, “Yes I do. So what do you expect from me tomorrow?”

Wife, “Nothing much, I want to make 25 delicious chicken dishes and celebrate with the family.”

Husband, “Isn’t it too much to do for the mistake I made 25 years ago!!!!!!”

Innocent Kid with Innocent Answer

After returning from school to home father asked his 4 years of old son about the first day experience of the school.

Father, “My son, what do you learn today in school?”

The son answered the question very innocently like this:

Son, “Nothing Dad, moreover the madam told me to go to school next day!!!!!!!!!!!”

An Extremely Lazy Man

There was a very lazy man living alone. One day he was fishing in the river and at that time a man was passing by near him. He called the man and tried to get help from the man for fishing.

Lazy Man, “Please help me.”

Man, “Why you are so lazy? I can give you one advice. Get married as soon as possible and there will be your sons to help you.”

Lazy Man, “Do you know any pregnant woman!!!!!!!!!!”  

Professor vs. Naughty Student

A professor is providing important lecture in the classroom. Suddenly he stopped his lecture and turn around with angry face. Professor asked a student,

Professor, “Why you are talking in the classroom?”

Student, “I am sorry Professor, But this not true.”

Professor, “Why not, I clearly saw you talking.”

Student, “Because I can’t talk while I am sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!”

Mom and the Naughty Kid

After returning from school Mother asked her naughty kid,

Mother: Show me your math result card.

Kid: Mom, you will be surprised by my math result. I have got 1 less then hundred.

Mother: Wow, you have got 99!!!!!

Kid: No, its 00!!!!!