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Friday, July 15, 2011

Perfect Day for a Girl and a Boy

Perfect Day for a Girl 

8:30 Wake up in the morning to kisses & hugs
8.45 Light exercise
9:15 Take light Breakfast 
11:00 Take a sunbath
12:00 Lunch with best friend at a restaurant
1:30 Go for shopping
2.30 Run for boyfriend / husband
3:30 Spending time for facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner with boyfriend / husband
10:30 Make love
11:30 In deep sleep holding the pillow in her arms

Perfect Day for a Boy

6:45 wake up
7:00 Take a shower and massage
7:15 First Blowjob of the day
7:30 Reading newspaper, USA Today sports section
8:15 Ride into Limo
8:20 Head to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Half way to 18 holes in Augusta National Golf Club
11:30 Have Lunch [2 dozen oysters and 3 Heineken]
1.00 Second Blowjob of the day
1:15 Second nine holes in Augusta National Golf Club
2:10 Limo to Augusta Airport
3:15 At Nassau, Bahamas, fishing with all lady crew (topless). 
6:00 Third Blowjob of the day
6:45 Lear Jet return flight, enjoy a full body massage in transit
7:30 Have a shower
8.15 Watching CNN live coverage of resignation of Bill Clinton, Hillary and Al Gore in the same scandal [with graphical representation]
8.45 Have dinner at the Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz Filet Mignon (very rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) brutal cream, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Have Sex with 3 stunning girl from different countries
11:45 Whirlpool, steam bath and body massage by women (topless) and then final Blowjob and Sleep!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, July 11, 2011

Best Gift on 25th Anniversary

A woman wanted to give a wonderful gift to her husband on their 25th anniversary and she went to a gift shop.

Woman, “Please show me some real lovely gift for my husband.”

Sales Man, “For how long have you staying together Ma’m?”

Woman, “It’s 25th year.”

Sales Man, “Don’t mind…I thing divorce letter is the perfect gift for your husband!!!!!!!”

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Olympic Gold Medalist Husband

Three women were sitting and talking about their husbands and sex lives.

1st Woman, "My husband is like as a champion golfer. He has been putting perfect shot for last ten years!!!"

2nd Woman, "My husband is like a winner of the Indy 500. It feels like to enjoy several thousands exiting lap, every time we have sex!!!"

Then first two women asked the third woman about her experience with the husband.

She replied, "My man is like an Olympic gold-medalist in 100M"

Other two women wondered, "How so???"

3rd Woman, "Every time we get into bed it takes only 40 seconds to finish it."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 8, 2011

I didn't Wear any Pants Under My Skirt

A girl goes out to play with friends only wearing a skirt. In the playground she meets a boy and the boy asked her to climb a tree.

Then the girl climbs up the tree and the boy just stands there looking up to the girl’s pant under the skirt.

After returning home she tells her mum about it.

Mum, "Oh my stupid little girl it’s nothing. He just stood there and watched your pants."

The next day same thing happened again and she got same answer from her mum.

But this time the girl replied to her mum, “You might feel proud for me mum because I tricked him today.”

Mum, “But how?”

Girl, “Today I didn't wear any pants under my skirt"!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Crazy Funny Pictures Collection



Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Newly Married Couple Crazy Talk


Newly married couple in honeymoon and ready to make love for the first time-

Wife, “I have something to tell u before sex”

Husband, “Tell me honey, we're married now and you can share anything with me

Wife, “I am sorry but I have got flat chest”

Husband, “No way, I can’t believe it.”

And then the wife proved it by taking off her shirt.

Husband, “My goodness… I have never seen such smaller boobs, but I have something to say you too.”

Wife, “You can share it with me without any hesitation.’

Husband, “Well…I’m weighed like a baby".

Wife, “This is unbelievable, prove it.”

Then husband take off his pant

Wife, “Holly shit!!! I thought you said you were weighed like a baby???

Husband, “I am 7lbs 6ounces!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Man Have a Vagina for a Day

1. Immediately go for shopping to buy cucumbers and zucchini

2. For around 2 hours squatting on a hand mirror

3. Let's see if finally they could do the splits

4. Try to launch a ping-pong ball of 20 feet away, is it really possible?

5. Cross the legs without reshaping their crotch

6. Gather in a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing

7. Enjoy multiple orgasms non stop and still be ready for more

8. Go to a gynecologist for a pelvic test and ask to film it to see later

9. Pray to have breasts too

10. And finally find that damned G-spot

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Recognize a Nurse or Teacher or Air Hostess

How to recognize whether you are having sex with a nurse, teacher or air hostess?

Nurse always says, “Hold it tight and straight, it will not hurt.”

Teacher says, “Do this again and again until we get it fixed.”

And air hostess says, “Put it over your mouth and smell normally!!!!!!”

Friday, July 1, 2011

Old Friend Frustrated on Married Life

Conversation between two old friends meeting after long time-
1st friend, “How are you my friend?”
2nd friend, “terrible…I was so happy with my wife for 25 years.”
1st friend, “Then what happened?”
2nd friend, “We married!!!!!!!!!!!”

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Husband Missing Wife


The wife is out of house and husband is try to hit the target of a picture of his wife hanging in on the wall a knife. But he is missing every shot. At that moment his wife makes a phone call,
Wife, “Where are you?”
Husband, “At home.”
Wife, “What are you doing?”
Husband, “I am just missing you!!!!!!!!!!”

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Public Phone vs. Call Centre


A couple is getting trouble with their sex life as their child becoming an adult. So they decide to talk in code language to mean sex time and setup the word ‘phone call’ as opposite to ‘sex’.
Man shouting to his wife, “Hey, I want a phone call immediately.”
Wife, “Sorry, network is out of reach.”
Man, “Ok then I will go to public phone!!!”
Wife, “Then I will start a call centre in the house!!!”

Funny Twin Picture

Friday, June 24, 2011

Jokes-Man and Sexy Desert Travel

A man was traveling through a desert and after spending some days in the desert he felt to have sex. But there was no woman in the middle of the desert. Finally he decided to have sex with his camel.
But as soon as he tried to ride on the camel then the animal ran away from him. After an hour of struggling finally he was able to catch the camel on a road. Surprisingly there were four sexy girls standing on that dessert road with a damaged private car. The man asked to the girls,
Man, ‘Can I help you?’
Girls, “Yes, our car is not working, please help us and we will give you anything you want if you can fix the car.”
Man, “Anything???”   
Girls, “Yes, anything and tell us what do you want?”
Man, “Can you hold the camel for ten minutes!!!!!!!!”

Jokes-Husband Misunderstood the Wife

A man gets sick and the doctor advice him to stay at home for a week. After then he discovers that his wife love him so much. She is always around him and taking care of her husband. The man feels proud for his lovely wife. The wife getting so exited that whenever a delivery man like paper boy or ironman arrived, she ran out to the door and yelled,
“Hey My husband’s in home!!! My husband’s in home!!!”

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Jokes- Boyfriend and Girlfriend


A boy riding in a new motor bike with his girlfriend in the highway and he is driving too fast.
Boy, “Darling, How do you feel? Isn’t it too exiting?”
Girlfriend, “[shouting] Please don’t drive too fast, I am scared.”
Boy, “Then close your eyes like me!!!!!!”

Jokes-Naughty Taxi Driver

A woman called a taxi cab to reach to the airport.
Woman, “I need to go to the airport, please”
Driver, “Ok, get in”
Woman, “Please hurry, I need to catch my plane within one hour”
After some times the driver says to the woman:
Driver, “You are the 5th pregnant lady passenger in my cab today.
Woman, “What!!! You are wrong, I am not pregnant lady.
Driver, “We haven’t reached to the airport yet Mam’m!!!!!!

Jokes-Bomb Defusing by a Sardar


A Sardar found that there is a bomb in the garage and he the calls another Sardar friend to deactivate the bomb. While doing the deactivating process his friend asked
2nd friend, “Do it carefully”
1st friend, “Don’t worry, I am very much alert”
2nd friend, “What will you do if it explodes during the process?”
1st friend, “You need not to worry, I have got another one!!!!!!!”

Funny Sardar Interview


Generally Sardar people are very well known for their funny, foolish comments in India. Here is an example:
A Sardar goes to an office for the interview.
Officer, “What’s your name?”
Sardar, “I am Siddhu Sing”
Officer, “Tell me where were you born?”
Sardar, “I was born in Punjab”
Interview Officer, “Well…thank you and I would like to know in which part?”
Sardar, “What part are you talking about? My whole body was born in there!!!!!!!!!!”

Funny Naughty Boys

                      What Are They Trying to Search?

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Jokes-Definition of Pussy and Bitch


A boy heard some people are talking about pussy and bitch. The boy doesn’t understand the meaning of these words and asked her mother the meaning of pussy and bitch.
Boy, “Mom, what’s the meaning of pussy and bitch?”
Mother then open the book and indicating the picture of a cat and says “it is called pussy.”
Boy, “And what is bitch?”
Mother then indicating the picture of a dog and says “it is called bitch.”
The boy then goes to his Dad and says
Boy, “Dad, I want to know the meaning of pussy and bitch.
The father then draws a picture of women and circles around the pussy and says “this is called pussy”
Boy, “Then what is bitch?”
Then father replies, “All the thing outside the circle is bitch!!!!!!!!”

Funny Electric Cycle

               Funny Next Generation Electric Cycle

Train Under Water

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Funny Tourist Guide


Conversation between a tourist and tourist guide:
Tourist, “Wow…this is a very wonderful river with clean water. Can I swim? Is there any danger of crocodile attack?”
Guide, “Absolutely no danger of crocodile attack Sir,  all the crocodile has been cleared by Shark!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Jokes- Naughty Mom and Teacher


A boy bring the report card from the teacher to home for the sign from the parent and at that time his father was missing and he gave it to his mom. Teacher made some quoted line at the end of the report card like:

“He is a very good boy and has good talent. But the problem is he is very addictive to his girlfriends and can do much better result if he leaves this bad habit. I am trying to find the formula to get rid of this bad habit.”

Mother replied like this, “Many thanks and I am very grateful to you. Please tell me formula if you could ever find it because his father has got the same bad habit too.”

Drunken Guy Searching Taxi


A drunken man was moving here and there in the road in mid night and trying to find a cab to reach home. Then he found a man passing by him and says to the man, “Please Call a taxi cab for me”
Man, “Hey I am not the guard, I am an air marshal.”
Drunk Man, “Ok, then call an airplane!!!!!!!”

Monday, June 20, 2011

Office Jokes-Grammar vs. Glamour


Boss of the office looking very angry and called the manager.
Manager, “Sir, are you looking for me?”
Boss, “Yes, I am really angry with the newly appointed lady typist. May be she is too cute but she is making too much error. I told you to find someone has got knowledge on grammar.”
Manager, “It’s my bad, I am so sorry. I thought you said glamour!!!!!!!!!”

Teacher vs. Clever Student


A teacher was providing lecture in the class and ordered all the students to take the note seriously. Every student was following his order except one student.
Teacher, “Why you are not following my order?”
Student, “I have got the note book of my father and he was one of your students!!!!!!”

Marriage and Quick Pregnancy


A girl becomes pregnant within the first four months of marriage. The husband then goes to a doctor to identify the cause of the early pregnancy.
Man, “I can’t believe, how could it possible?”
Doctor, “Well…this is surprising. Don’t worry it can happen in case of first birth but I can ensure you that it won’t happen again!!!!!!! ”

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Two Naughty Girl Friend


Two friends [girl] are taking about boys.
1st girl, “You have always said that boys are like animal but at the end of the day you marry a boy???”
2nd girl, “Well…I still believe so and thought that this animal might be a good pet!!!”

Funny Picture from Classroom

                         How to Stop Cheating in Exam?

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Friend- Cheating on his Wife


Two friends discussing about their sex life:
1st Friend, “So, how does your sex life going on?”
2nd Fried, “Yes, not that bad.”
1st Friend, “I want to ask you a strange little question, have you ever talked to your wife just after finishing sex?”
2nd Friend, “Well, only when I have a phone near my hand!!!!!!!!”

How Much Do You Love Me

Coversation between two lovers:
Girl, “Do you love me?”
Boy, “Yes, my sweet heart”
Girl, “How much?”
Boy, “I can go end of the earth only for you my darling”
Girl, “But, will you stay there??????”

Monday, May 2, 2011

Waiter vs. Clever Customer


In a five star hotel after finishing the meal the man gave one dollar as a gift to the waiter.
Waiter, “You are insulting me Sir, this is a five star hotel and you can’t give me 1 dollar as a gift.”
Man, “So, how much do you want?”
Waiter, “At least five dollar Sir”
Man, “Sorry I can’t insult you five times in a day!!!!!!!”

Two Naughty Friends

Conversation between two naughty friends Mike and Jake:
Mike, “Answer me the question Jake,
What could be much worse then having sex with a pregnant woman?”
Jake, “Well, getting blowjob by the kid inside.”

Why He Choose Air Force Job


After applying for the post in the air force the boy picked up for the interview by the board member. One of the interview board members asked a question like this:
Board Member, “Why do you prefer air force rather then army or navy?”
Boy, “Because only in air fore I can run away in 500 m/h, if enemies attack me!!!!!”

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Woman an Beauty Goes Hand in Hand

One day three best friends were walking in the beach. There the meet a Magician. The
Magician told them:
Magician, “Make a wish, I can fulfill one dream of each of you.
1st Friend, “Please make me as the most beautiful and attractive man in the world.”
The magician immediately fulfilled his dream and he became the most attractive man in
the planet. Then 2nd friend cleverly made a wish,
2nd Friend, “I want to be more attractive then my first friend.”
As usual the Magician turned him more attractive then 1st friend.
Finally Magician asked the 3rd Friend his wish.
3rd Friend, “I want to be more attractive then my second friend.”
And the Magician turned him as a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tarzan Just Looking for the Bees


After meeting with Tarzan in the jungle Kate asked him about sex life .
Kate, “So, how do you do sex Tarzan?”
But he couldn’t understand what she was talking about. After explaining to him what is sex then,
Tarzan, “Oh! I do sex in the tree hole.”
Kate, “ My goodness, you are doing it all wrong.”
Tarzan, “Ok show me how to do it.”
Then Kate removed her cloth and lied down on the ground. She spread her legs and
pointing to the hole told Tarzan:
Kate, “This is the original hole for sex, do it now.”
But suddenly Tarzan through a mighty kick on the hole and it hearts her a lot. After the
recovery Kate was yelling,
Kate, “ What the f**u you doing?????”
Tarzan, “I just checked for the bees!!!!!”

The Soup isn't Too Hot


In a restaurant a man ordered for the chicken soup and waiting for the soup to arrive. After sometime one of the waiters came with the soup.
Man, “I can see that your thumb is into the soup.”
Waiter, “Don’t worry for my thumb Sir, Your soup isn’t too hot!!!!!!”  

Wish for Birthday Gift


Boy, “Hey God! Give me a brand new bike on my next birthday.”
Mother, “Why you are shouting so loudly? God can listen even if you are not talking.”
Children, “Yes Mom, I know that but I want Dad to listen!!!!!”

I am Feeling Too Hot


Conversation between two close office colleagues:
1st colleague: I can’t take it any more. I am feeling too hot.
2nd colleague: I can see this and what you gone do?
1st colleague: After going home I am going to take off my wife panty immediately.
2nd colleague: wow, this is too hot.
1st colleague: I really mean it,
2nd colleague: Really?????
1st colleague: Yes, because I am wearing my wife’s panty!!!!!!!

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Husband vs. Wife


Wife to the Husband, “Do you remember, it’s our 25th wedding day tomorrow.”
Husband, “Yes I do. So what do you expect from me tomorrow?”
Wife, “Nothing much, I want to make 25 delicious chicken dishes and celebrate with the family.”
Husband, “Isn’t it too much to do for the mistake I made 25 years ago!!!!!!”

Innocent Kid with Innocent Answer


After returning from school to home father asked his 4 years of old son about the first day experience of the school.
Father, “My son, what do you learn today in school?”
The son answered the question very innocently like this:
Son, “Nothing Dad, moreover the madam told me to go to school next day!!!!!!!!!!!”

An Extremely Lazy Man


There was a very lazy man living alone. One day he was fishing in the river and at that time a man was passing by near him. He called the man and tried to get help from the man for fishing.
Lazy Man, “Please help me.”
Man, “Why you are so lazy? I can give you one advice. Get married as soon as possible and there will be your sons to help you.”
Lazy Man, “Do you know any pregnant woman!!!!!!!!!!”  

Professor vs. Naughty Student


A professor is providing important lecture in the classroom. Suddenly he stopped his lecture and turn around with angry face. Professor asked a student,
Professor, “Why you are talking in the classroom?”
Student, “I am sorry Professor, But this not true.”
Professor, “Why not, I clearly saw you talking.”
Student, “Because I can’t talk while I am sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!”

Friday, April 29, 2011

Mom and the Naughty Kid


After returning from school Mother asked her naughty kid,
Mother: Show me your math result card.
Kid: Mom, you will be surprised by my math result. I have got 1 less then hundred.
Mother: Wow, you have got 99!!!!!
Kid: No, its 00!!!!!

Two Friends Misery for Same girl


Two friends John and Frank have meet after long time.
John: How are you Frank?
Frank: Not so good, I have lost Kate, she left me and I am living a miserable life.
John: She made my life miserable too.
Frank: But how it possible?????/
John: Because, She is my wife now!!!!!!!!!

Don't You Like The Heaven


In the class after describing how many benefits and luxuries are there in the Heaven asked the students,
Teacher, “Raise you hands if you want to go to the heaven?”
All the students raised their hands except one student.
Teacher, “Don’t you want heaven?”
Student, “Definitely, but I can’t.”
Teacher asked, why?
Student, “Because my mom told me to go back to home after finishing the school!!!!!!”

Doctor vs. Patient


A patient goes to a doctor to solve his dreaming problem.
Patient: Help me Doctor; I am dreaming a football match in every night.
Doctor: You are dreaming about a football match every night?
Patient: Yes, Doctor
Doctor: For how many days this is going on?
Patient: At least one month
Doctor: But, don’t you wish to see anything in your dream like basketball, tennis, travelling or anything else?
Patient: No, I don’t want to miss the final match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Can You See in the Dark


A boy to his Mom:
Boy, “Mom, is it possible to see anything in the dark?”
Mom, “Absolutely not, this is impossible.”
Boy, “But Mom, I think my sister can see in the dark.”
Mom, “How come????”
Boy, “I don’t know but last night I heard she was asking her boyfriend whether he shaved or not.”
Mom, “What???????”

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Husband and Wife Jokes


A typical husband loved his wife so much and wanted to give her each possible happiness in the world. One day he asked her wife:
Husband, “Do you love me as much as I do?”
Wife, “Yes darling, I love you so much too.”
Husband, “But surprisingly you never tell me how much you enjoy sex.”
Wife, “Well this is difficult for me to explain to you.”
Husband, “Why???”
Wife, “Because you are at your office while I am enjoying it!!!”

Boss and Cute Office Secretary


The boss of the office called the beautiful office secretary and told her to see him before she leaves the office. At the end of the day she went to the boss room and came out with an angry face.
One of her colleague saw her and asked, “What happen, you are looking so angry?”
The Girl, “Boss asked me whether I am free tonight or not.”
Colleague, “That’s a good news, but why are you angry?”
The Girl, “You are wrong, but that rude man gave me a job to type more than 100 pages tonight.”

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Jokes-Musician and The Girl

One day a musician was passing by a jungle and he found a girl was crying. He asked the girl the cause of her crying.
Girl, “I am so ugly, no one likes me.”  
Musician, “I can fulfill your 3 wishes, tell me your wishes.”
Girl, “I want to be the most beautiful girl in the world and I need lots of money and wealth.”
Musician then immediately made her most beautiful and rich girl in the world. After then he asked the girl about her final wish. The girl cleverly wanted to marry the musician. Without any question the musician fulfilled the third wishes too. After the marriage
Girl, “Lets go to bed darling, I want sex.”
Musician, “Sorry, I can’t do it.”
Girls, “Why???????”
Musician, “This is your fourth wish and I can fulfill only your 1 wish in every year!!!”
The girl fainted immediately.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

A Real Misunderstanding

A middle age man went to a doctor with sexual problem. The doctor told the man to bring the sperm next day and gave him a jar. Next day he came with an empty jar. The doctor surprised and asked why the jar is empty.
The man said “Sorry, I tried a lot with my hand but I couldn’t do it”
Doctor, “Why didn’t you take help from your wife?”
The man replied “I tried with not only my wife but also the wife of my neighbor!”
“What!!!” Doctor Surprised.
The man replied, “Yes doctor, the cap of the jar is too tight to open!!!!!!!!!!!”

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Tips to Use Humor on a Date


You can make a memorable date with your good sense of humor. But at first you have to understand the taste of your partner. What is funny to you may not be funny to her/him. If you are on your first date try to understand her/him before using the humor. Women like the person who can make her laugh. But never try to be funny by faking or pushing it to hard. If it is natural then use it. But if you are faking, it can destroy your first date.Read More

Friday, April 15, 2011

Tips to Forward Funny Email


These days’ people are very busy with their daily routine and it is really tough to stay in touch with the friends. One simple way to keep in touch with your friends and colleagues are sending them funny jokes or pictures through email. You can find a huge collection of jokes on the internet. But be careful when forwarding an email to your friends. Never forward an email originated by unknown person. Because it may contains harmful things like viruses, tracking codes or malware.Read More

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Funny Thinking of Modern Teacher


Advise of a modern teacher to the students:

  1. Love your bed as like as a holly place.
  2. Love the book as holly book and stay away from this.
  3. Get relax in the day so that you can properly sleep at night.
  4. Stay away from home work for today because there is always a tomorrow.
  5. Study is good for mind and health. So if you are healthy stay away from study
  6.  If you’re feeling like studying, take a deep breath  and lay down until this feeling goes off.  

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

T-Shirts with Funny Sayings

Now a day’s t shirts with funny sayings are so popular all over the world. Many people are earning a handful amount of money with creative t shirt design containing funny saying. You can also earn with your creative idea of funny saying. Many people are wearing these kinds of t shirt only to attract the women while others only trying to have fun.Read More

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Idele Victim for Pranks Video


To make a funny prank video you have to choose the victim wisely. This is more physical and very much practical therefore to be successful it requires high level attention and preparation. The main target of prank video is to give the victim the feeling of indignation or embarrassment. Main difference of this joke is that victim eventually aware of the joke. For example April fool (1st day of the Month April).Read More

Funny picture between public and police

funny picture

Friday, April 1, 2011

How to Get Funny Comics


Comic is a great source of fun. Now a day’s comic is very popular and available in the store and online as well. You can find comics in different genre like animated or in the form of superheroes etc. But whatever the genre is definitely it generates laughter. If you have the power of creativity then you can also make your own comics.Read More  

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

A Funny Rikshaw Ride

funny ride picture

Have Fun with Cartoon Humor


Cartoon is the new source of fun and entertainment. From kids to adults, everybody loves cartoons. There are so many cartoon series are available on the television like Tom & Jerry, The Simpsons etc. You can also have cartoon on the internet and newspaper as well. There are so many famous comic cartoon are in the network.Read More

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Collection of Funny Club Jokes


Are you having boring time at home or office? Here are some collections of outstanding night club jokes for you. Definitely you are going to enjoy these jokes.

1. At midnight a man arrives at the club and asks the bartender for ten glasses of hard drink. Bartender is surprised though he serves the order to the man. The man then drinks all of the glasses in a row. The bartender was shocked and asks “hey buddy, how did you do it so quickly?” The man replies “Boy, you would drink too if you had the same thing I have”. Then the bartender asks “What you have got buddy”. The man replies “An empty pocket”.Read More

How to Present Jokes to Kids

There is no other scene in this world is beautiful than a smiling face of a kid. A joke can give a child plenty of pleasure. But presenting a joke in front of a bunch of noisy kids is not easy. You have to understand the physiology of the children. First of all you have to take the attention and try to make a proper eye contact. Try to speak slowly rather you normally speak in front of adults.Read More

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Collection of Funny Sayings



A collection of funny sayings can give you so count less pleasure. From the collection of funny sayings, funny quotations and phrases you will understand how the ancient authors in the past have faced love, beauty, live, and sorrows with humor and laughter. You can have plenty of valuable advices from this saying. Here you will find some great collection of funny sayings.Read More

How to Present a Funny Joke


To be funny a joke must be presented in a funny way. You can turn a simple joke into a blast or vice-versa with your presentation. You have to follow some simple tips to present jokes in funny way. First of all you have to choose jokes carefully. If you are telling a joke and the audience is familiar with the joke then no matter how you present, it will not work. Here you will find some secret tips on how to present a funny joke.Read More

Friday, March 25, 2011

Get Relaxed with Funny Picture and Jokes


Funny picture and jokes help us to remove the tense. With the daily extreme busy life we almost forget how to laugh. But a genuine funny session can brash away all the shocks and tense of our daily life. Sometimes we got funny situation in our office or home to laugh. But if you couldn’t find any funny situation you can take help of funny pictures and jokes collection. Laughter helps us in many ways and has plenty of benefits. For example it reduces anger and depression.Read More

Have Fun with Funny Cat Videos


You can enjoy a lot of humorous cat videos online for free. Youtube is great source of funny cat videos. You can easily explore and share these videos. When you are watching one video, you will find so many another links there as well. People are always talking about these funny cat videos on social media site like Facebook and Twitter.Read More

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Key Elements of Comedy Writing


Comedy writing is all about to grab the attention of audience with a proper story relate to them. Writer has to build a strong emotional connection with the audience to fulfill his goal. The story should have enough punch lines and should be present in a way that you have written from your own experience. Here you will find some key elements of funny writing.Read More

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Effects of funny Stuff on You


If you think that your fillings are running down, try to find funny stuff for laughing. Researches have found that laughter is the best medicine to bring back the charm in your life. Laughter helps to reduce anger and frustration as well as lower your stress levels. It is natural that if you are laughing then you are happy and healthier too. It is proven that laughter can really help people to become healthy and disease free. In many hospitals humor and laughter are being used as a therapy.Read More

Monday, March 21, 2011

Key Features and Eliments of a Funny Video

Because of availability of internet, popularity of funny video is increasing day by day. People can easily share their funny personal video with friends through internet. Youtube is the top most popular site for sharing the home made videos. You can also share video through social networking site like Facebook or Myspace. But to be funny a video must contain some essential elements. You need a great deal of attention and hard work to make a perfect funny video.  At first you have to target the right audience category for your video.Read More